February 2012
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Dorkly Bits: Bowser’s Marital Problems
The Koopa family is having some trouble in paradise, which is what they call world 6-2.
I fucking wrote this (with help as always from the great Ben, Murph and Owen).
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January 2012
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M-(air)-in: Help me make my senior documentary... →
mairyqueenofscots:
My documentary is entitled: Young America; The Story of September 11th, 2001 According to Generation-Y. It is about how my generation (who was roughly around the age of 10-12 at the time) has grown up post-9/11 and how the event affected their families, their schools as well as their region. Donate if you can here.
My girlfriend is working on a senior project that tackles,...
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Hardly Working: Maidmer
Love is blind, fortunately.
Produced this monstrosity. Written by Pat and Dan, special thanks to Emily for being a good sport about hanging out in that suit.
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To Whom it May Concern at Andrews McMeel...
(The following is a letter I wrote to Andrews McMeel Publishing regarding a recent word-search-a-day calendar.)
I recently received as a gift your Posh Word Search 2012 Calendar. I was ecstatic to receive such a gift; I crave puzzles, and was especially enticed by the promise of topical puzzle categories, such as “Pop Star Princesses” and “iPod.” However, there is an issue with your puzzle...
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Watchbhbanks:
collegehumor:
Introducing Dire Consequences - Episode One: 50 Mile Walk
Two men. One game of Rock Paper Scissors. One really long walk home.
I directed this one!
We had a really awesome team who stuck in there for two long days. Thanks to Jon Wolf (producer), Justen van Dyke (coordinator), Sam Thonis (camera op), Clayton Hereth (walking expert), and a special thanks to our post...
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December 2011
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In Which the Author Airs His Thoughts on...
(Jurassic Park by Simen Wahlqvist)
I follow this blog, Minimal Movie Posters, because I love movies, I really like movie poster design, and I enjoy generally good pieces of amateur art popping up on my Dashboard from time to time.
The piece of art shown above is not a minimalist movie poster, and I take issue with its inclusion.
The above is a minimal depiction of one sequence of one scene....
More Like ChristmasHumor
This year, I had the pleasure of working on three of the four Christmas Non-Denominational Holiday CH Originals. They all turned out spectacularly, and it’s hard for me to pick a favorite since they’re all so different. Please enjoy all of them, and Merry Christmas!
Worked on these:
This one’s still awesome even though I had nothing to do with it:
(Also, I...
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November 2011
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Anyone want to go see "Blues Brothers" w/ me next... →
Director John Landis is gonna be there for a Q&A.
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when keeping it real goes wrong: Finding Ms. Right →
mikeyange:
My attempts to swoon babygirls haven’t panned out.
I let them beat me in “Words With Friends”.
I hold the door for them and tell them they smell good when they walk past me.
I wear clean boxer briefs for them.
I redeem my campusfood coupons at appropriate times so they can chase their…
Somebody help this poor schlub find some lubb.
Way Cool News of the Day:
Today I got an email forwarded to me from the Senior Executive / Head of Production at Konami (company that developed original Frogger game) saying that he loved the Dorkly Frogger video I wrote. Way cool!
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WatchThe Frogger Menace, Dorkly.com
“We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And gigantic, car-sized frogs.”
I pitched this new Dorkly bit as “…so Frogger is huge.” The death and destruction ideas were all Ben, Owen and Murph. Thanks, guys!
October 2011
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WatchMario’s Mushroom Mix-up, Dorkly.com
I wrote this weird new video about Mario’s deadly, crippling addiction to mushrooms. Apparently doubling in size instantly is bad for your health.
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September 2011
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WatchCaptain Falcon Can’t Get Insurance
I (with much help from Ben, Owen and Murph) wrote my very first Dorkly Bit! My mother would be so proud if she knew what the hell a Captain Falcon was.