Mel Gibson Joke:
Me (quoting Lethal Weapon): “What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd? Let’s get the flock out of here!” Mel Gibson: “GIVE ME BACK MY PUN!”
jakeandamir: Jordan Definitely my favorite Jake and Amir.
Rules for Living in New York
I survived six months in the City That Never Sleeps, and I did so by following these simple rules: 1) Don’t smile. People who smile in New York are either tourists or crazy. When other people see you smile, it ruins their day to know that you aren’t as miserable as they are. So just keep it to yourself, okay? 2) Don’t make eye contact. Looking someone in the eye forces both of...
It hit me today that I was done being an adult in New York City when I changed my Tumblr description to remove “living in NYC” and “working for CollegeHumor.com.”
johncdutcher: left in nyc Ditto
It took about four and a half months, but I finally finished all of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s 56 short stories and 4 novels featuring the brilliant detective Sherlock Holmes and his trusted friend, Dr. Watson. Man, I’m such a fucking geek.
HollywoodReporter posted this article yesterday breaking down why “Avatar” lost Best Picture to “The Hurt Locker.” The article blames Academy politics and includes astonishment that the bigger-budget movie didn’t get more awards than the tiny indie flick for some reason. How’s this for a reason: “The Hurt Locker” was a better film. It didn’t...
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……….why? How? What? I’m confused.